Wherein we cover the 2020 Nightstream Virtual Film Festival

Or: “Was Last Week’s Episode About a Family Being Utterly Destroyed by an Affair Not Grim Enough For You? Buckle the Fuck Up Then, Because Here Comes Round Two!”

or: "When Are Screenwriters Going to Flip the Script With This Naming Convention? Why Couldn't Misery Be a Feel-Good Comedy?"

Or: “Fun Movie Making Fact #127: If Your Movie Doesn’t Open With a Shot on a Train, Ideally a Space Train, You Done FUCKED UP.”

or: “Coming To Theaters In 2025: Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger, and Mick Jagger in the Jagger cut of Enigma!”

Or: “It Will Be a Great Miscarriage of Justice if This Episode Doesn't Result in Andrew Getting A Multi-Year Contract Writing "Swamp Thing"

or: “Coming To Theaters In 2023: The Bathroom Edit of `Once Were Warriors’”

(or: “Gross”)

(or: “[in a piss-poor Hulk Hogan impression] Sniff it up, brother!”)

(or: “Yellow Sheets at Night, Michael Landon Takes Flight”)

(or: “Brett Ratner Will Definitely Design A Custom Rush Hour Themed Full Sleeve Tattoo For You, And Don’t Let Him Tell You Otherwise”)

(or: “The Long Finger of Grandpa Andy Stretches Across Many A Pie”)

As hot as a plate of sizzling fajitas, but less edible!

(or: “A Movie That Feels Like It Could Become Porn At Any Moment”)

(or: “Future Justice Warriors, Unite!”)

(or: “To Be Fair, If It Had Been A Movie About Cannibals, The Title Would Be A Little Too On The Nose”)

(or: “Ho Ho HUH?!!?!”)

(or: “A Rare Case Where A Thousand Pardons May Be Insufficient”)