(or: “An Episode So Great, It Was Two Months In The Making! Wait, What Do You Mean That The Length Of Time It Takes To Create Something Has No Bearing On Its Quality?”)

Everyone knows November 6th is the most frightening day of the year, but no one wants to admit it.

:(

(or: “Boy, Chris Hardwick’s Late-Night Game Show Sure Had A Weeeeeiiiird Origin”)

(Or: “The Movie So Nice, We Had To Talk About It Twice, Mostly Because Andrew Forgot To Hit The Record Button The First Time Around”)

(or: “Nuance Over Shitty, Lazy Comedy? Will Wonders Never Cease?”

(or: “Jerkin’ It: The Movie”)

(or: "In Conclusion, Paul Schrader is a Land of Contrasts")

(or: "Roger Ebert, Betrayer of Trusts")

(or: “Fuck You, Keep Listening!”)

(or: "`People Get Murdered All the Time' -- Andrew Wagster, 2018")

(or: "The Textbook Definition of Grading on a Curve")

(or: "A Thorough Critique of Rock Hudson's Kissing Technique— Hey, That Rhymes!")

(or: "Spoiler Alert: The Story of How Gamera Died For Our Sins")

(or: “So, in summation: who cares?”)

(or: "You Had Us At `3D CGI Anime Porn (not really, though)'")

(or: "Just How Uncomfortable Can Two People Get While Talking About the Details of a Movie's Plot? The Answer May Surprise You!")

(or: "What is the Sound of One Man Sadly High-Fiving the Air?")

(or: "All Cakes Must Be Destroyed!")

(or: "If the Octopus Doesn't Get Ya, The Spider Will")