(or: "Way to spoil a pivotal point in your movie-- you don't see them calling `Star Wars' `The Boy Who Blew Up the Death Star', do you? DO YOU?")

(or: "Hey, let's make a movie where nearly all of the main characters are total dirtbags!")

(Or: "Tara and Andrew Versus Upper Respiratory Infections")

(or: "No One Wants to Know How the Podcast Sausage Gets Made")

(or: "Exhibit A in the Case of Why We're Doomed to Eternal Damnation")

(or: "Irrefutable Evidence That We're in the Pocket of Big Ginger Ale")

Wherein we watch a Blaxploitation classic, talk about the TV show Search Party, and make our feelings about watching a Bonaroo festival movie undeniably clear.

Wherein we learn about the incredibly romantic world of barge life!

Episode 17, wherein we watch a surprisingly violent comedy about everyone's favorite sport, iced canes!

Wherein we watch some British people be all butler-y and shit.

Wherein Tara and Andrew change it up by watching a romantic comedy rather than a movie about dumb monsters

Wherein we watch a very bad movie that tries t-- god, you know what, just forget it. 

Wherein we watch Christopher Lee and an awful bat puppet do their best to salvage what would otherwise be a pretty forgettable movie.

Wherein we watch a movie that makes a moderately plausible case for how we're all doomed to be enslaved by artificial intelligences that DOESN'T have James Cameron's stink all over it.

Wherein we watch and review Leatherface-- no, not that new one that allegedly isn't very good. We're talking about the OLD one, which we assure you, mostly isn't very good.

Wherein we watch an Exorcist sequel whose marketing team seemed to think the scariest thing about the first movie was the steps Father Karas fell down. Neat!

Wherein we watch a depressing-as-hell movie about post World War II Berlin. It's a real bucket of laughs!

Wherein we watch a bunch of monks, monkin' around. Feel free to insert your own "Knifin' Around" reference here. 

Wherein Tara and Andrew watch the little-mentioned 1957 sci-fi film Kronos and accidentally wish death upon its leading man.

We watch Tobe Hooper's adaptation of a Stephen King short story about an evil industrial laundry press. No, seriously.