Episode #4 -- Windtalkers

(not pictured: a Windtalker)

We're lazy, so you'll have to come up with  your own joke about this movie being a bomb.

We'll spare you the suspense of waiting to hear what rating we gave Windtalkers and just tell you up front that it's not a very good movie. So not very good, in fact, that someone might even go so far as to say it is a bad movie. Is it the worst movie ever made? No. Did it still manage to make us pray for the sweet release of death? Boy, did it ever!

NEXT TIME: "What if, and just hear me out here, what if we made a movie about an evil industrial laundry press?"

                                         As promised, the priest from Battleship Potemkin